Where's the cue ball gooiiiinnnggg?

living in the ruins of a castle built on sand

3 March

Carl banner made by the legendary venus___in_furs

Python love by beatlesfanf

My 'Friends-only' banner was made by monakoza. Spankyouverymuch!

(un)natural acts, alan partridge, angles "mcmangles" mcmanus, ardal o'hanlon, armando ianucci, asylum, bill bailey, blackadder, business barratt's spangly pants, camus, carlmumble, carlos barât, charlie brooker, chris barrie, chris morris, clive everton, colin firth, dalí, dan ashcroft, david duchovny, david_devant_and_his_spirit_wife, dirty pretty things, edgar wright, existentialism, father ted, fist of fun, frankie boyle, garth marenghi's darkplace, gary powell, george saunders, gigs, glove!love, guitars, hard_to_be_you_song_for_carl, harry hill, hating peter ebdon, hating shaun murphy, hignfy, howard moon, human remains, i call him jiggins, in persuasion nation, jarvis cocker, jazz, jessica stevenson, jet packs, julia davis, julian barratt, loud music, manchester, mark gatiss, mark heap no rly, mark williams, matt berry, matthew stevens, michael holt, micsharing, mildly disliking neal foulds, monty python, morrissey, morrissey pictures, mulder, muse, nathan barley, nemo, neverending story, nighty night, nirvana, not agent doggett, oscar wilde, patronising koalas, paul hunter, paul merton, paul/ian, peep show, playing guitar, playing sax, posh ferrets, pride & prejudice, ralfe band, reading, red dwarf, rich fulcher, richard herring, rob brydon, robert milkins, roger federer's hair, ronnie o'sullivan, rubbish, sartre, sasskicks, satire, sean lock, simon pegg, sleeping, snooker, snooker slash, spaced, squirrels, stanthony, stephen fry, steve coogan, steve davis, stewart lee, the bell jar, the cooper temple clause, the day today, the hair, the libertines, the mighty boosh, the outsider, the smiths, the wrong boy, the young ones, tmwrnj, tony gardner, trash money, trumpets, union jacks, vegetarianism, victor munroe, x-files, zoology